michael moore, bahbra streisand, keith olberman, jimmy carter, sean penn, esther ciccone and algore - Please go the hell away!

Conservatives! Call To Arms! Yeah, I know it's been really tough run, but that doesn't mean you have to keep taking it on the chin by hiding indoors watching overpaid athletes and the latest drivel from from Hollywood. We need to thwart another Great Society, Raw Deal or whatever the One has in store that would end America as we know it. Get out and shove it back down their throats! If I see one more snarky, white-guilt filled trust-fund leftist getting out of his daddy's Prius with a FREE TIBET sticker on the bumper and sporting a Ché Guevara t-shirt sipping a Starbuck's Iced Quad Vente Two-pump Vanilla Non-fat Layered Carmel Macchiato...'nuff said!

We believe we need to return to an America that was revered worldwide for it's ingenuity, hard work and self-reliance. Sadly, we've become a guilt-ridden nation that breeds dependency and self-doubt while promoting mediocrity and 'celebrity'. There's nothing more disheartening than overlooking real human potential by rewarding those who fill in the correct box or can cry on cue. Conservolab.com will hopefully strike a chord with feelings you've had but could never express. Think American Exceptionalism!

As the sage laments "...the future of America hangs in the balance like a loose tooth...". Don't buckle under the Left's mental extortion. Embrace your beliefs and your freedom to express while this STILL is a free country!

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