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I got tired of the leftist & liberal bias in the media and needed to make a clarian call. It's so tedious and the denials are even more so...The smug arrogance of the chattering class must be challenged!

We are researching the idea.

I'm scared of the new 'Big Brother' the Left is creating. How can I be protected?

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We use Alternative Apparel model 5501 shirts (black). They run slightly smaller than the 'regular' heavy cotton tees, so follow the sizing diagram to get the best fit.

Dark days, my friend, dark days...

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We ship 99.9% of our U.S. orders by Priority Mail. What does this mean? It means you should get your order in 3 to 4 days. I know I hate waiting around for something to come when I order it, so I won't make you wait. So if you order a couple shirts on Monday morning you should be wearing them by Thursday...capiche?